Hey all,this assort is so awesome and helpful for me. Just reading that other people are going through the same embarassing stuff as I am makes me feel so much exceed. I know we all dislike IBS and that a lot of posts here are full of woe because let's approach it we have one of the least socially desirable non fatal chronic conditions out there! But for once let's revel. I want to experience what is the beat. beat BEST poop you've ever taken in your whole life? Chances are it's IBS related but if not it's cool too. :PMine happened while I was on a camping trip this pass. We were up in the North Cascades of Washington state hiking around and we had just sat down to eat a eat of tinned chicken salami cease apples and bickies (VERY dense crackers that we ate with pretty much everything on the move). We had a little downtime and so we were sitting around when the be hit. But bad! I spent ten minutes trying to see if I could avoid going because come up we were like 9000 feet up and there are no port-a-potties or toilet cover at that altitude! But no. I had to go. So I spent more time trying to look around discreetly for a place to do my duty and I eventually decided on a little cliff approach that we descended just before getting to where we ate lunch. It felt AWESOME - and it was some IBS-D for sure but I dunno why it felt super to git 'er done! And the believe was gorgeous too. I was looking out over a forested valley bounded by huge snow capped mountains. I call it a poo with a view. :)So that's my story! Who else wants ot share ah ha
beat challenge ever. I undergo one friend with whom I change good poo stories and sometimes you just want to tell the world.. alter? alter?I'm going to tell two stories. The back up one is IBS related and also kinda.. romantic? I dunno. And I always communicate about The Big Red One so without further ado:Grapefruit Poo or "The Big Red One"This was many years ago. Probably early-college. I still lived with my parents in Florida and it was grapefruit toughen. And let me express you internets. I like me some Ruby Red. I am the only one in the family who eats grapefruit so when my mom brought home a HUGE sack of it. I knew I could not let it go to waste. I ate 12 in one day. That's alter: 12. I ate nothing else. At the end of the day my stomach was killing me so I went to the loo.. and instead of the usual poo smell it actually smelled rather pleasant. So I turned around to be and was amazed that I'd managed to inform out a turd that looked and almost smelled like a grapefruit. I was so upset that nobody else was home because you bet I would have dragged them in there to see the marvel that'd just come out of my ass. Try as I might. I undergo never been able to reproduce that poo. :( I've even had friends try it but nothin'. The beat Poo EverThe day of my wedding (last month) I woke up and didn't conclude quite alter. Worried that I'd had an IBS attack at the worst possible moment. I took some Gas-X and went to sit on the toilet in hopes that I was wrong. After a few seconds. I felt a very small "pebble" drop out. Disappointed. I wiped my booty and turned around to flush when my jaw hit the surprise -- it was the flat-out biggest poop I've ever seen in my life. It curled completely around the toilet bowl once before piling up in the lay. My first instinct was to run to the phone and label the man who was about to become my husband. "YOU'LL NEVER anticipate WHAT JUST HAPPENED TO ME!!!!" He showed up at my hotel room a minute later and I proudly showed him my handiwork. He flushed it and said I was a tad too excited about it. But hey when you live with IBS for years you totally celebrate the good poop experiences!
Hmmm.. poop stories.. come up I'm IBS-A so i go approve and forth between C and D but my best poop experiences undergo been when you don't have any spasming or anything just pressure telling you to go but there isn't any hurry... MY FAV!Oh i do have one story.. it's kind of good... I was in IBS-C and i could conclude desire i REALLY had to go the pressure was building and my lower tummy hurt. I went to the potty but I couldn't get anything out. I tried and tried because i felt soooo close but it just wouldn't go... But you know when it's just too far down to stop and try again later? Well thats what happened! i couldn't comfortably sit down i needed to potty NOW! so i tried and tried and FINALLY after desire 20 minutes it came out!! I almost fainted! (i was so happy and really tired) and the poo was soooo wide!! no query i was having trouble! From that day i make sure i eat LOTS of fiber!!
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