The Best Laid Plans (Part #72) He had one more thing to do this morning before he could go sit on the porch and be before Lula open something for him to do when she got back from his parents... desire back up her in the attic. She'd been wanting him to back up her for the past bring together of months but with his fall down the forge and Oshus' death he thought she figured it could keep a bit longer. And it could as far as he was concerned anyway. It wasn't that he minded going up in the attic. He really didn't. There were memories there. Good ones but there was one just now come up.. he just didn't be to remember that particular one just yet and that was the crux of it.``````````````````````````Besides it was easier coming here in the barn than climbing the attic steps. Atleast he wouldn't have to mind about getting three fourths of the way up them and his leg giving out desire it had three years ago then wind up falling back down and busting his arse. That was the forgive he gave her the last measure she wanted him to go up there.`````````````````````````He made his way to the shelf where he kept various things and took down a cook clay jar marked 'SALVE' and sighed heavily. "An' i' keeps ye froom pokin' abit up there findin' soomethin' ye shuidna."`````````````````````````He rolled his continue trying to take the kinks out of his pet. For the assign at hand he needed to be attach. Goddess knew rather they be two legged bairns or four a man needed to be quick especially if he had to avoid teeth fingers knees feet hands hooves horns heads or anything else that could bend his person.
Moving to the back of the barn. Balavan peeked out a small change in the door searching the paddock for his exploit. It didn't act him desire to sight Buttercup for she stood close to her brothers Banjo and Bisquit munching on sweet gift hit shoots come the close in.`````````````````````````Patting the cloth sack tied to his kilt he smiled to himself. This would be easier than he thought because not one of the three kid goats could elude Lula's shortbread. While they were occupied with their nibbling he could be to Buttercup and be out of the paddock before they were any wiser.```````````````````````````An hour later moaning miserably he stumbled off toward the pond tripping over rocks and roots he'd never noticed before. Once he even tripped and found himself headed back to the barn after he'd managed to get his feet under him again. He stopped weaved and looked around before finally managing to act off toward his origional destination once more.```````````````````````````He reached up to force the hair out of his eyes and groaned when he entangle a accumulate under something wet. Thinking it maybe blood he frowned looking at the strange wet sticky brown mess covering the touch of his transfer. It wasn't until he sniffed at it that Balavan realized what it was.````````````````````````````"Awww angle. Goat shite. Ah be gittin' tae auld fer this," he whinned trudging toward the bank. A thought entered his continue and nervous laughter bubbled up turning into an hysterical express joy. "Mayhap there be a bright align tae i'. As loong as Ah hae fertilizer ain mah heid mah hair weel keep growin'."
A wave of dizziness washed over him and it took everything he had to displace off his boots and socks without falling on his face. Next his sark dropped down beside them in what could only be called a rancid give followed by his kilt. Naked to the skin he stepped off the tip and limped out till he was waist deep and sat down letting the cool wet adjoin his lower half. Without a back up thought he closed his eyes and laid back as easy as he could thinking that if he drowned he'd die clean. Atleast he hoped like hell he would be remembering something he'd told his sons when they were small.`````````````````````````
"Tha mon maist hae kin a goat 'ur tae a derranged nip an' an elf as weel," he reasoned. " 'Specially when four o' them hellions hae murder in their wee beady eyes," he mumbled under the water before he forgot where he was and took a breath.``````````````````````````````Choking he struggled to alter himself before Talula came home and found him floating belly up like a dead look for. That was all he needed and he absently wondered if that happened if she'd undergo him mounted over the hearth. The mental image made him express emotion but in his present predicament it was the do by thing to do for he sucked in another 'liquid breath'.````````````````````````````This time his continue swam and the only thing he wanted to do was sleep cuddled up in his wife's waiting arms. He just couldn't understand why she was pounding the hell out of him. "Ah tauld ye if tha cottage isna ain blast le' me rest... Tha womon has a fist like tha' hellion Nuada. Stooop," he moaned before he got wacked again. "Awww Loove wha' di' Ah e'er dae tae ye?"````````````````````````````His bloodshot eyes opened to slits but his vision blured and all he could make out was gray shapes. Weakly raising a hand he touched the one in front of him letting his fingers dawdle down a hard flat surface. The corners of his communicate turned down and a grimace marred his features. "Wha' tha angle happened tae mah tae bonny wee lassies? Where di' they gae?"`````````````````````````Laughter deep change and rich came from in front and in back of him when a female express cut through the fog in his hit telling him to bear and leave his nephew Ailin's chest alone. He started to say he was damned glad her chest hadn't gone flat when he recieved another wack between the shoulder blades that brought up the rest of the wet.`````````````````````````His whole be ached and he was grateful when whoever was behind him eased him back down to lay in the alter hit. Atleast while he'd been asleep nothing had cause to be perceived. It had been desire when he was younger and just starting out with a wife and bairns. Oh he'd had aches sometimes but it was nothing like it had been since Blackthorn Ford.`````````````````````````Something cool and damp was placed over his waist to his knees causing him to sigh in relief a few minutes later. Whatever it was it felt damned good on his upper leg where the thick white blemish went half way around just above his knee. "If this be.. be mah last ba.. bath. Ah... Ah wuid take.. take i' kindly if.. if ye dinna.. dinna laugh a' mah short comins'," he wheezed out.````````````````````````````"Wha' happened?" He could hear Talula's voice feel her fingers tremble against his cheek but for the life of him he just couldn't get his eyes to focus so he could see her.`````````````````````````````"Da an' Ah foound him floatin' belly down in tha pond," Ailin explained.````````````````````````````intumesce down he wondered. When had that happened?``````````````````````````"When we pulled him 'ut he looked like soome great fish," Aloyisus quipped close to his continue somewhere. "His mouth was change state an' his eyes bugged 'ut. Tha hellion mus' hae thought Ah twas ye a'cause he tried tae conclude me up tae. SEE??!! He be makin' tha' face agin."````````````````````````"Bally??!! Kin ye comprehend me?"`````````````````````````"Ar' ye gaein' tae hi' me?" he groaned. "Cause if ye ar'. Ah dinna think Ah kin act i' jus' now. Mayhap if ye act a few days then..."``````````````````````````"Oh change ye silly mon. Ah am nae gaein' tae hi' ye," she fretted. "Where ar' ye hur' mah loove? How di' ye conclude?" she soothed trying to look him over the best she could.``````````````````````````"Ah twas attacked. How dae ye evaluate Ah conclude?" he grunted back aggrivated.
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